![]() 09/04/2019 at 19:57 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Don’t ask me anything. I’m listening . All I hear is the money draining out of my bank account.....
![]() 09/04/2019 at 20:01 |
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I’m so glad I’m past those days.
Wait, only for me.
I still might have kids.
Dammit.
![]() 09/04/2019 at 20:02 |
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Kids are overrated.
Not all the time.
![]() 09/04/2019 at 20:06 |
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I have no imminent kids (think I need at least a girlf ri end or something first...), so plenty of time for the US to figure out universal free higher education (at least for public institutions...)
![]() 09/04/2019 at 20:22 |
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I would like to have kids someday, but I also want a BMW M2. Hopefully I’ll have figured this out before I have to choose .
![]() 09/04/2019 at 20:25 |
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And people think only priests take a vow of poverty.
![]() 09/04/2019 at 20:37 |
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Orders of magnitude matter. Make sure they’re not misplacing decimal points, or at least I would probably be the smart ass making comments like that.
![]() 09/04/2019 at 20:37 |
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Yeah, but kudos to you for going back to school after growing out of that hippy music career thing.
![]() 09/04/2019 at 20:59 |
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Maybe split the difference and get an M240i plus one kid?
![]() 09/04/2019 at 21:08 |
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Have you consider the N ational G uard as an option? I don’t suggest joining for the sole purpose of getting money off college, but it’s an option.
![]() 09/04/2019 at 21:12 |
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Just a heads up, a girlfriend is not required to have kids.
![]() 09/04/2019 at 21:13 |
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No joke, ASU tried to charge me $3,500 on top of my tuition for an “online fee”. I called them up and the fee was corrected to $350.
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Poverty? I thought it was just celibacy.
![]() 09/04/2019 at 21:21 |
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Apparently it depends - even within the Catholic church.
![]() 09/04/2019 at 21:24 |
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+ 1 night stand you’ll never forget
![]() 09/04/2019 at 21:30 |
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*rimshot*
![]() 09/04/2019 at 21:40 |
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What if your kids gets a scholarship
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Then he can go wherever he wants